So, uh... not gonna lie. It's been a while. Yeah... In all seriousness, I've been off the grid for quite some time, vanishing into the ether for a bit to do quite a bit of stuff. Life's been having its ups and downs. Starting with the "ups": I got my Master's! So, there's that! And I've also changed jobs, at least temporarily, since teaching has become a bit exhausting in the past few years (especially after you've had kids break your phone, bite you and throw enough chairs at you, among other things and the pay just ain't cutting it anymore). Now, I'm planning to go back abroad at some point to teach ESOL on either a collegiate level or as a main teacher in private schools, depending. And all it costed me was the low, low price of the entirety of my bank account and twenty-years of suffering, countless sleepless nights, and the ever present thing we know as S T R E S S. But I've done it! And now I can finally slam my head into a pillow in victory. I've also decided to get